• website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
  • me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
  • me:
  • me: wait i'm 20 years old
  • plotdesigner:



    can’t you imagine it though?

    ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

    are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

    Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:




    Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

    Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

    Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

    Harry Potter and The Bird Club

    Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

    Harry Potter and Death 

    it all makes sense now

    I’m crying.



    This post is me acknowelging that some people go onto tumblr to escape the real world and to soothe themselves after stressful experiences, so if they block or ignore social justice and news stories so that their decompression isn’t interrupted with yet more stress, it is not only no one’s business but it makes perfect sense.

    Never judge people for not reblogging something.

    thank you


    *a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

    (Source: satansnack)